Obsession Du Jour
Jane Fonda slaying it on the red carpet this week at the Palais des Festivals for the 65th Cannes International Film Festival. I mean really? Look at this woman. Every picture screams, “Bite me. I’m in my 70′s bitches!” She’s absolutely stunning– in rose gold Versace and velvet Stella McCartney. She radiates, looks happy and seems genuinely thrilled to be there. Even when she stands next to fellow L’Oreal spokesgal– Frida Pinto, her beauty is on par. How many people–at any age–can say that? If I ever see Jane Fonda on the street I’ll b-line it and ask what the fuck her beauty secret is. You know it’s not L’Oreal. I imagine a list of plastic surgeons and nutritionist, but I bet her secret to youth is much simpler and less expensive. I’m sure it’s just a love of life and her work, and she constantly gets fucked every which way to Sunday. Naturally, her theme music for the slaying had to have been Zebra fucking Katz’s “Ima Read” because she was throwing down red carpet knowledge.
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